this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

Emit Guiness? Sounds like you have drunk enough Guiness... but made enough space in your stomach to order another one.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

so am I, fuck clocks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

You read it wrong, it should read:

U I N N E S S E M I T G

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Irish Doomsday Clock

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

My stomach after Guinness number 7

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I usually emit guinness after my sixth one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

NESSIE MIT GU[I]N!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Done. Now what?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So, horrendous clock design aside, when is Guiness time? At U o'clock or is it at like half past E or something?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It’s always Guinness time.

// edit And you emit Guinness the next day

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

please its clearly pronounced U I N N E S S E M I T G

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

"You don't buy the beer here. You rent it!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Guinnes time?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

A sign that reflects the eternal truth... You don't buy beer. You rent it.