Emit Guiness? Sounds like you have drunk enough Guiness... but made enough space in your stomach to order another one.
this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2024
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You so anti-clock
so am I, fuck clocks.
You read it wrong, it should read:
U I N N E S S E M I T G
My stomach after Guinness number 7
Irish Doomsday Clock
I usually emit guinness after my sixth one.
NESSIE MIT GU[I]N!
please its clearly pronounced U I N N E S S E M I T G
So, horrendous clock design aside, when is Guiness time? At U o'clock or is it at like half past E or something?
It’s always Guinness time.
// edit And you emit Guinness the next day
Done. Now what?
"You don't buy the beer here. You rent it!"
Guinnes time?
A sign that reflects the eternal truth... You don't buy beer. You rent it.