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I just realised that "like it's your first time" has a positive connotation I guess, but like... motherfucker? Do most people have non-awful first-time experiences of sex? Between garbage sex ed and cisheteronormativity I just can't imagine. I doubt it was even momentous for most people tbh? Idk.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

My firsts were good personally.

First time I got head was mutual, in high school, over 12 years ago. (Not where you think it's going) Went to an all boys school, student at our all girls sister school I was friends with doing musicals/plays came out to me as trans, transitioned years later. I was their beard initially but we fooled around a few times.

First time I got laid was at 18 with my sister's friend during a trip. They were 12 or 13 years older. Everybody got drunk, we went to bed together. Both woke up in the morning and got busy, dated for a few years after.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

We were dating for two months, and we did like weeks of outside stuff, and I thankfully have the insight to wait till everyone was sober. So "sex" for the first time was pretty good. I recommend everyone go this way.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

It is an exaggerated concept, for sure. It can be an important and formative experience, but it's from person to person. I lost my V-card to knife-play and the whole experience was spectacular. But like, my second partner was kind of a shit-show and I came out of it a sadder, but wiser man.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

First time was with first gf, didnt like it and i didnt like her.

Killed my desire to ever be romantic for someone

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Now that's a volcel pledge! yea

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

My first time was a hat trick with my best friend's girlfriend in a cheap motel. It was a lot of fun.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's the romanticized version of prom night with your highschool sweetheart, which I've rarely heard of actually happening. Then for most people it's an awkward event. There's a lot of misinformation for young people and their first time - mothers who speak in euphemism and project their own disenchantment on it, fathers who won't talk about it, porn being easily accessed by kids... Usually a person's first time is weird or not great.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

That being said, happy cake day!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

looking forward to it, but looks like I will never get to sleep with anyone yes-honey-left

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Women cannot handle his bigboopballs berdly-smug

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I wish that was the reason...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

My first was definitely a positive experience. It was my high school (and later college) girlfriend. We'd been together for almost a year by the time we did it, had fooled around extensively in other ways (and so knew each other's bodies and likes pretty well). We talked openly about it before we did it, decided we both wanted to, and made sure to use a condom even though she was on birth control. It was sweet and fun and a great memory. I'm still friends with her, and she and her husband give my wife and me free weed that they grow in their back yard. All around very cool and wholesome.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes because he me made me measure my dick with a ruler he kept by his bed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

nia-you-what

Did bro have a specific size in mind...?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I don't know I didn't like him then and I don't like him now. Weird guy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I definitely remember it, but I also suffer from an extremely good memory lol.

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