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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

So if the computer is in a boot loop, it's a self fixing problem?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That can't really be their official guidance 🀣

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The official guidance has to come from Crowdstrike since it's their problem, but this tip has helped on about 50% of our affected machines so far.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Lmao that is wild

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

That sounds like it takes an insane amount of time though. Windows has always been slow to boot, but 15 times is crazy

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Three times, you always tell me three times.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So when normal boot procedures run into BSOD again and again, Windows decides to go into maintainence or emergency mode automatically after a number of rounds? I'm positively surprised, I had not expected the system to be smart enough for that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

It just says you’re giving it a chance to pull a newer update before the buggy driver is loaded β€” sounds like a (bad) hack but I imagine it’s helpful in some cases.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

lol... that's gotta be satire.

Right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pick up your machine and give it a shake. What do you hear?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

The files are in the computer!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago