Cleopatra had huge tracts of land. And all of the Romans wanted to plow her fields.
I'm walking about the wheat production of Egypt here, what were you thinking of?

Didn't Julius Cesar refer to Cleopatra as the woman with the golden mouth? Sounds to me like she might have been the original hawk tuah girl.

I once came a post where some scientists calculated how her poop would have looked like.

Ahhh but what about her nose?