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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

between one and zero

[+] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Fuuuckkkk this is too much again, time to break my existence down into minuscule pieces of consciousness. I'm out dawg (as for now i am a dog)."

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

git merge feature/Australia
97 conflicts
git commit -am 'Whatever, I'm tired.'
git push -f

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I AM A GOD | DOG AM A I

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I have two states.

0 equals "I have no idea what I'm doing". 1 equals "I have no idea why this works".

Binary ops withstanding.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I do my bool operations like !=

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Can confirm, god is just dog backwards.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

god.split("").reverse().join("")

Dogdammit they're right!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Where’s the second one?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I have no idea

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I am only one of these. I need a drink. The old water into wine glass trick should work

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The amount of overscopes I have because something that was suppose to be simple ended up taking too long is too damn high!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I am the one on the right at the moment...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Hah. My default state is "I know this is shite and I have a million ideas how to do this better, but it is the best I can do in the time that I have to complete this."

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Superposition for me!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

This also works with other fields. I'm pretty sure I'll have these confidence swings my whole life regardless how good I get at anything.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I already said these two phrases today.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Why not both? God who doesn't know what he's doing

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

schrodinger developer

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Programmers are binary.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

there are 10 types of programmers

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

... and those who were expecting a ternary joke

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I know a few non binary programmers though

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Embedded programmers. They use ternary.

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