this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2024
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White House Doctors report that Joe Biden has passed away today in an apparent spray tan overdose. White House Doctors state that the formula for the former Presidents spray tan contained lead, asbestos and plutonium.

Always remember to read the safety instructions before using chemical products.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

flew too close to the sun brump

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

the plutonium-free formulas just don't give you the same glow, y'know

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Honestly surprised he survived it.