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[–] 160 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Somebody should probably investigate this guy for raping kids.

Just saying,

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    "I know if I carry around my pocket ten commandments at all times, it stops me from sticking my old sweaty semi-hard cock into every sweet virgin 10 year old butthole I can get my hands on. So you should display them everywhere I may be in contact with kids, just in case I misplace my wallet." - This Guy, Probably

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Such a fucking vile thing to read while starting my morning

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  • Sorry about that. It was vile to write, too. But it illustrates how vile someone has to be to think that the only thing stopping child rape is reminding them that "it's against the rules", which.... it's also not against their rules, either. No commandment says anything at all about rape or pedophilia, which is just wild. But don't worry, they got the one about not making any idols/"graven images", so... the day is saved. In fact, both rape and pedophilia are often completely condoned in the Bible, at least under certain circumstances. So, yeah, I don't get this guys logic even a little.

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  • [–] 113 points 2 years ago

    Because that works so well in Churches? 🤔

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  • [–] 66 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This guy definitely assaulted a child in his life

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  • [–] 64 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Makes sense. It has definitively stopped child abuse in churches! Oh, wait.

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    [–] 53 points 2 years ago

    I dare say he’s already breaking one of the ten: that of bearing false witness, by claiming in the general sense that teachers are raping kids, when he knows it’s not true.

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  • [–] 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The Ten Commandments don't even stop priests from raping children.

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago

    It hasn't stopped preachers from raping kids even though the ten commandments are in churches.

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago

    Let me tell you what happened to a classmate of mine when we were in ~ 6th grade at Catholic school…..

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Beside the idiocy of thinking that the mere displaying of the Ten Commandments automatically makes the property in question somehow more righteous, more moral, or just generally safer for children... you do know that the Ten Commandments, notably and infamously, do not have any commandment forbidding rape OR pedophilia. And, in fact, the Bible seems to be generally fine with those things at least under certain situations, so...

    Honestly, probably helps explain all that child raping going on in churches. Nobody wrote down that they couldn't.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Which number commandment prohibits rape, and which prohibits child abuse?

    Weird how they could fit at least three "suck up to god" commandments (depending which sect is counting), and neither of those two, or "thou shalt not treat humans as property".

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    [–] 31 points 2 years ago

    The ten commandments have done a really good job of keeping tens of thousands of clergy from raping millions of children worldwide over the past centuries. How could this possibly not work?

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago

    As someone who grew up in Boston... it didn't fucking stop the priests.

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    [–] 27 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Yeah, that never happens in religious school.

    Except with this teacher, the first one in a quick search, and lots and lots of others: https://www.wrtv.com/news/local-news/crime/fishers-christian-academy-teacher-preliminarily-charged-with-sex-crimes-against-children

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago

    That sounds very much like projection...

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    If posting them in the churches didn't stop priests and pastors, why would it work differently with teachers in schools?

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    That hasn't stopped the Church, GOP, Youth Pastors or Cops.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    MAGA pastor = deceiver.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    He wrote "teachers" but he meant "preachers".

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    [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If you want your kids raped bring them around a pastor.

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    [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    No it will not.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Yeah sure because rapists are people who take religion so seriously.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Magical thinking. This man needs to be given a fucking medal for his stupidity

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Is no pedophilia one of the commandments?

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    ......how? Most of the time when they say fucked up dumb shit, I can follow the logic to point out why it's flawed logic.

    This logic is so dumb I don't even get how they expect it to work.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Especially because “don’t rape” and “don’t have sex with kids” aren’t even part of the commandments.

    In fact there’s other passages that explicitly say, “fuck their daughters after killing the rest of their family”.

    (And people wonder why these things happen.)

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Hey legal question and totally unrelated.

    If I got some furry porn commissioned and named one of the characters "Pastor Jack Hibbs" then alerted the media in Chino California of the existence of said porn would anything bad happen? Pretty sure it would fall under protected speech because a reasonable person wouldn't conclude I was claiming that he was an anthropomorphic fox.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    "Isn't it convenient how my religion is all about how great I am and how rich I should be. I'm pretty sure that's exactly what Jesus intended. No, wait... I don't care!!!"

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    This is a giant red flag waving at the speed of sound. This is projection. I would bet my salary this guy has raped children.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Also school shootings ? Or is that for a diff pastor to say ?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    The ten commandments has long been known to stop people from abusing kids.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    You can have your 10 when I get my 7

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    I don't understand, is this not the onion?

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