These things are really high in monosodium glutamate (chemical number E621). to find out more google "vaporeon e621" or for more products in general that have sea salt flavoring search "sea salt e621"
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Sea salt, cheese flavor sparkling water...
I don't even know what to fn say.
I've had this, it tastes like savory cream soda 3/10, 1/10 with rice.
The pikachu one is actually pretty good, although not good enough for the price
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I live in Asia, and normally, "salted cheese" is a bad translation for lightly salted cream. Also, (in Vietnamese anyway) water is assigned to any liquid. I'm assuming this is a lightly salted cream soda
But there's a picture of cheese next to the text!
Edit: it also says "cheese aroma" ("ostarom") in Swedish.
Oh wait … Ursprungsland Taiwan is Swedish? That would be also valid German, but it’s the only text there that would.
Text on labels is Finnish though. The plot thickens.
Text is in both languages. This is common because the countries share a long border.
Is it really sparkling water if it has 100 calories?
Please do not tell my 10yo that this exists.
I was in a Filipino grocery once and they had "corn and cheese ice cream." I don't mean they had corn ice cream and cheese ice cream, which would be weird enough, I mean it was corn and cheese flavor. And they showed a huge dollop of melted cheese being poured onto the corn on the box. If it wasn't a gallon box, I would have bought it just out of curiosity.
Same aisle as the dolphin jelly.
And it had to taste like sea salt and cheese. If I was hard pressed to find something that tasted like human fluids, that would be dangerously high I my list of ingredients
Fucking CHEESE flavored WATER!?
What in the got damn fuck is THAT!?!?
Have you guys not had the salty “cheese foam” you can get on boba? It’s like stabilized whipped cream.
This doesn’t sound bad at all.

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