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[–] 69 points 3 years ago (5 children)

These things are really high in monosodium glutamate (chemical number E621). to find out more google "vaporeon e621" or for more products in general that have sea salt flavoring search "sea salt e621"

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Well, I've learned something today. Who knew how dangerous those flavorings could be?

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Nothing wrong with msg, I have a shaker full of it for cooking.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    oh absolutely! be aware that it is possible to get too much sodium from it (like salt), but otherwise it's totally safe. Google "E621 safe vore" for more info about it being safe to eat

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  • [–] 67 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Sea salt, cheese flavor sparkling water...

    I don't even know what to fn say.

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    [–] 23 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    I've had this, it tastes like savory cream soda 3/10, 1/10 with rice.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago

    Oh cool a vaporeon... wait... wtf?!

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I live in Asia, and normally, "salted cheese" is a bad translation for lightly salted cream. Also, (in Vietnamese anyway) water is assigned to any liquid. I'm assuming this is a lightly salted cream soda

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago* (3 children)

    But there's a picture of cheese next to the text!

    Edit: it also says "cheese aroma" ("ostarom") in Swedish.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Text on labels is Finnish though. The plot thickens.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Text is in both languages. This is common because the countries share a long border.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Is it really sparkling water if it has 100 calories?

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    [–] 9 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Please do not tell my 10yo that this exists.

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    [–] 7 points 3 years ago* (3 children)

    I was in a Filipino grocery once and they had "corn and cheese ice cream." I don't mean they had corn ice cream and cheese ice cream, which would be weird enough, I mean it was corn and cheese flavor. And they showed a huge dollop of melted cheese being poured onto the corn on the box. If it wasn't a gallon box, I would have bought it just out of curiosity.

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    [–] 6 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Same aisle as the dolphin jelly.

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    [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    And it had to taste like sea salt and cheese. If I was hard pressed to find something that tasted like human fluids, that would be dangerously high I my list of ingredients

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    Why is the Vaporeon lookin a lil sussy 🤨😳

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Fucking CHEESE flavored WATER!?

    What in the got damn fuck is THAT!?!?

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    [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    Huh, we meet again, the worst thing I'm going to see today.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    Have you guys not had the salty “cheese foam” you can get on boba? It’s like stabilized whipped cream.

    This doesn’t sound bad at all.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    So it's actually quite good. An acquired taste.

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