I also choose this guy's wife

The guy who had to commit to not knowing potatoes, had me in tears.

The one from the guy who had an intruder in his house watching him do homework all evening. He only found out when his parents got home and they saw the notes the intruder had been writing on his bedroom door. I get so creeped out just thinking about it.

The guy that pretended not to know potatoes

Spez's AMA was legendary, in the sense that it was a complete disaster. I still can't believe how self righteous and tone deaf it was. He doubled down on calling the Apollo dev a liar after the dude released the tapes!

The guy with the broken arms

The guy who pretended he had never tried potatoes before, the first time he met his girlfriend's parents. "Ooh Po tay toes, these look very interesting!"

"Today you... tomorrow me". Love that story and it's searchable on other sites thankfully if you want a heartwarming story.

the camera one where he shows how he took the photo with no hands

The guy that served his friends tacos made from his own foot.

The guy whose company planned an event at a plantation, complete with period costumes, and forgot that their remote IT guy was black.

There's a series of pictures of an older white woman in an blue ball gown coming down these ornate stairs all smiles and then her seeing him and realizing her mistake.

the dude who decided to try heroin, documented it all, and descended into hell.

those posts still give me the creeps.

“I may need to get rid of a lion”

And the vile jackass who wanted to force a woman to parent a child she signed over to him

Swamps of Dagobah

Jolly Rancher

Perfect 5/7