According to the patent (US465588A) it should be over.
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What did they do before 1891?
Three seashells?
In the days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper wasn't invented, they'd wipe their ass with a piece of grass and walk away contented.
Your hands or water or a sponge that is then cleaned in water. It's actually really interesting, and I encourage you and everyone else to read up on it.
Let's just say that swans didn't enjoy the human use for their necks.
Under, but fold the beginning of the paper over itself, so it appears to be over until your unsuspecting victim tries to grab some paper. Then they realize the true nature of your depravity.
how can I delete someone else's comment?
Better yet, how do we get this person screened for psychopathy?
If you put in a little extra unroll/reroll work, you can make it mysteriously change direction mid-roll and you'll be long gone.
It can be highly dependent on if you own a cat.
When I am not a cat owner: Over
When I am a cat owner: Under, most definitely.
Case in point:

My cat does this, while also ripping it up, so doesn't matter if it's over or under
Over, to prevent the spread of bacteria by touching the wall. Under is acceptable if you have a cat, who will fuck with the roll.
The toilet paper drags against the wall either way though?
Yes, but the paper is clean, your hands are dirty. If the paper hangs over, you can grab the paper directly. If the paper hangs under you may have to touch the wall to be able to get at the paper.
Over unless you got a cat or little kids
Beard, not mullet.
Do you have kids or pets that like to play with the toilet paper roll?
If yes, then Under.
If no, then Over.
Usenet had like a 10 month discussion about this after which it was considered definitively proven and agreed upon that this is the answer. Everyone ITT can rehash the discussion if they want but they are only rejecting science.
Be chaotic like me and just put it on whichever way it's facing when you put the new roll on.
A few years ago I chose to stop thinking about it. I just refill the roll and donβt worry about it. When I realized it didnβt matter, it was a weight lifted off my shoulders. Same with trying to stop the gas pump on the nearest dollar or setting the tv volume to an even number.
I donβt know why I felt such a relief when I let go, but I did and now Iβm free!
My toilet paper is sideways.
Same, on a vertical spike.
As a warning to other toilet paper rolls.
mashed into a thick paste and applied liberally to the anus
Over is best for high rate on a household single roll holder, but if you ever load a bathroom stall toilet roll magazine its gotta be under or the next round wont cycle into chamber
My husband just leaves it on the floor below the dispenser, even in the bathroom that just has a flip up instead of a springy cylinder.
Is your husband my girlfriend?
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