This guy has never heard of quantum ducks

What you didn't know is that the universe is mostly ducks. Dark matter? More like duck matter!

What about half a duck?

Is a single cell within a duck a duck or is it itself not a duck?

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platypus

Is a picture of a duck a duck?

Is the life of a duck a duck?

Is your perception of a duck a duck?

Now this is science.

On the internet, no one can tell you're a duck.

What about some sorta duck-goose hybrid?

Makes sense to me

Fewer than 5% of adult cats have a driver's license.

Platypus?

There's a linear algebra joke that can complement this one and goes like this:

Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck, but almost everything that is not a duck, if examined very closely or in really short time intervals, it behaves as a duck and you can apply duck methods to it.

What about a platypus? It could be considered part/half-duck. Or even duck-like!

Mathematical constructivists hate this meme

More like law of excluded middle amirite?

Schrödinger would like a word

The fun thing about the existence of infinity is that there is an infinite number of possible points on the line between “duck” and “not duck”

wrong. duck fetus

Hey buddy, you ever here of a loon?

Very strong Law of the Excluded Mallard vibes here.

Aren't you forgetting Goduck's Incompleteness Theorem?

everything is a bucket

Infinity is only a concept, nothing is infinite.

What about a fertilized but unhatched duck egg? That's kinda both a duck and not a duck.

I think you'd consider a roast duck a duck, but what about a duck drumstick? Would you say that's not a duck? If so, how much of the roast duck needs to be connected for it to be a duck?

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Wait. Could Quantum ducks in a superposition state exist? And how would those be a duck or not?

No way, a space duck!

If a duck was about to hit his head on something, how would you warn him?

"Hey duck!" ?

Well when you put it that way...

Except muscovies. They are both duck and not duck.

You may see a duck, but Stanley sees a bucket.

What about the cells the form the wall around the heart of the duck? Is that a duck?

no way