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[–] 66 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Because they make his hands look huge.

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  • [–] 53 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Because they were super popular in the 80s, and that’s where all of his cultural touch points are based.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Whomever is running that company is a donor. Called it.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    I’m sure he also admires the company’s manipulation of food law. Tic Tacs boast about being a zero calorie treat. They actually contain 1.9 calories, but the USDA allows rounding to the nearest 5 when labeling calories, so they have “zero.”

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    He only likes the white ones.

    #NotAllTicTacs

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

    Maybe I'm 20 years behind, but aren't all tictacs white? The "green" and "orange" used to just come in coloured boxes, is that not the case anymore?

    Edit: I've got some serious Mandela effect here it seems

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    they do not make your breath smell better. you need to brush your fucking teeth you disgusting piece of shit

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    What's the deal with Tic Tacs? I guess everyone forgot his love for beans

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    He learned inflation from a kindergarten teacher and meow he has to show everyone what he learned.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)