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[–] 72 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Accused adulterer? He cheated on his first wife with the woman who became his second wife. He is a known adulterer. This is public knowledge.

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  • [–] -5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    We know that, but unless he's convicted in court he's still "accused." To say otherwise opens them to libel from the most litigious asshole in history

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    First, convicted in court? Adultery is not a crime. Second, this alleged billionaire bathed in the attention of his famous affair. He posed for photos with Marla. It was on all the tabloid covers and entertainment news. More importantly, Tiffany was born two months before his divorce was final. His affair didn’t get less confirmed over time, but it clearly is less remembered.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Did someone ask if he loves the 7th commandment?

    Don't tell him which one that is, as he will pretend to know.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)
  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Lmao, thanks for sharing this.

    “The other is a misprint appearing in Deuteronomy 5: the word "greatness" appearing as "great-asse", leading to a sentence reading: "Behold, the LORD our God hath shewed us his glory and his great-asse"”

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Highly doubt he can list 10 of anything, but I have further doubts he knows a single one of these commandments.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Love them and try to follow every... Wait, it says "shall not"?" Ah nevermind...

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Why of course, it's his favorite to-do list. The best ever to-do list!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Just like all the people who do shitty things that suddenly throw Christianity at you as a defense of their character, or find god, or some other equally self-serving lies.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    He's marking them off as he goes.

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