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My little one isn't even teething yet, but my wife and I were talking the other day about what we used to get from the Tooth Fairy when we were kids.

Has the Tooth Fairy kept up with inflation?

What are your little ones finding under their pillows?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I did $5 for the first one ever, however, weeks later she had a meltdown and demanded that the tooth fairy return the tooth. She even tried to put the $5 back under her pillow🀣.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

All sales are final

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It depends on how many small bills the tooth fairy happens to have on him at the relevant night. I'm only a little ashamed in admitting that, one day when only $20s were in the wallet, I may have snuck into the LO's room, grabbed a couple of singles from her piggy bank, and then had the tooth fairy give her those (supplementing later, of course).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

DJ Khaled meme:

"Congratulations, you paid yourself"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

$5 a tooth, although I'm a little cheap and this was 8 to 10 years ago. Probably up to $50 a tooth now with the recent inflation 😁

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The "normal" rate is a Toonie a Tooth, but subject to the assessment, sometimes it's a fiver.

Some might say it's determined by the Tooth Fairy's ready supply of change, but I'm sure it's because each tooth is individually graded...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

What… I thought a twoonie was generous! You guys are all crazier than I am.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bluey seems to have set the going rate to 5 Dollarbucks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

What's the conversion rate from Dollarbucks to Dollary-do's?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I was younger it was 2$ so by today standards according to inflation statistic it would be around 3$

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

No but covid supply chain issues so $80

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm pretty bad at tipping, I usually give too much so I don't know I just shove $20 and hope for the best lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

We went down this route, and it's one of my big regrets. Was AU$2 a tooth and a wish, which started as an easy and cheap soft toy (think a couple of bucks max). But it's turned into $2/tooth cumulative, ie. Tooth 10 gets $20, tooth 11 gets $22 etc, and a wish.... Cue late night runs to Kmart and lots of grumbling about why we are doing this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow! $20! That just made me go look up how many baby teeth kids lose: 20. So you're in for $400

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Look... Math isn't my strong suit okay I just really like my kids 🀣