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What's the Tooth Fairy's going rate these days? (lemmy.ca)

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My little one isn't even teething yet, but my wife and I were talking the other day about what we used to get from the Tooth Fairy when we were kids.

Has the Tooth Fairy kept up with inflation?

What are your little ones finding under their pillows?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It depends on how many small bills the tooth fairy happens to have on him at the relevant night. I'm only a little ashamed in admitting that, one day when only $20s were in the wallet, I may have snuck into the LO's room, grabbed a couple of singles from her piggy bank, and then had the tooth fairy give her those (supplementing later, of course).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

DJ Khaled meme:

"Congratulations, you paid yourself"