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Hungryphrog was sitting on hungryphrog's chair. Hungryphrog decided to make Lemmy account before breakfast. Hungryphrog was hungry and likes frogs, so hungryphrog named Lemmy account "hungry" and "frog" spelled in funny way.

Had Dysentery.

Real initials were already taken so Hotmail suggested ending with "2". Unfortunately, "rvq2" looked difficult to secure everywhere (and pretty ugly) so "r2vq" was born and used everywhere.

Miami Hurricane’s colors include green, also orange. OrangeNgreen likes University of Miami stuff.

Movie title and quality of two cultures

Lemmy user needed refuge from other forum

Switched World of Warcraft server. Someone have name. Add silent h. It stuck.

where I live + self-identifier

CM Punk Angrily Ate Muffins

Guybrush was already taken.

Between liking cats, favoring the colors purple and blue, and enjoying humor based on twisted logic, choosing "Cheshire Cat" as namesake seemed obvious.

Either programming or working on electronics projects or procrastinating on Matrix, Reddit, HN, or Lemmy. Being on Lemmy implies procrastinating on all those things, therefore "nothacking". (Seems to be internet unique too, but not sure due to abundance of people using #nothacking in hashtags)

Nostalgia.

Random name generator in an mmo.

Fainting when free is specialty of faintwhenfree.

Name is name. Bad idea. Good name. Easy choice.

Is final iteration of long chain of names. Starts with "Metaqione," a slightly off English phonetic spelling of Italian word for "jester," pronounced as if name were Spanish. Name often shortened to "Meta," which was cool, and then Meta used name as branding for all creations. Then, big corporation decides to change name. And then Meta was pissed, decided that "Metaqione" was too hard to pronounce correctly anyway, and therefore changed name.

"Metaqione" became "Mesaqoraz," a new iteration and chapter. New name had something related to universe and metaphysics, but then Mesaqoraz no remember now. Name "Mesaqoraz" was actually very short-lived, and was not attractive to Mesaqoraz because name was too complicated and hard to remember, which resulted in truncated name "Mesa," but "Mesa" was too common and is real word in many languages, and initials of Mesa's real name were promptly added to front, creating "Delmesa." Because Lemmy new and small, and programming.dev even smaller, "Mesa" was available, which is nickname for Delmesa.

I must blow. I make this land exist. I carry seeds; I birth...

I am StormFather's kinky side...SormDaddy

Was watching youtube video called idiots of garry's mod. Gman silently sit on bench and camera zoom in. Gman suddenly shout "pickle surprise!" and flail around. Young pickelsurprise think was funny. Spell pickle wrong on purpose because stupid. No change username for like 16 years.

Later find out meme is from other older weird video, but saw here first.

Drunk night forgetting that it's called car puppy.

Look and see

cum

Random Word Generator

Astrology + irony

Inspired by my dog who really, really loves squirrels

Was reddit username. No clue why. Was 21, am 32 now. Forget long time.

Joining lemmy.world. Internet is world wide web. Become WorldWideLem.

Airplane vvvvrrreeeewwwwweeee BOOM

Monster Girls and Medieval Fantasy

High school theater tech friends made imaginary group extremely inspired by X-Men.