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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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Big beautiful ship that trounced English Fleet during Raid on Medway.

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Richie Adler was a cool character in Whiz Kids.

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my fursona is a rabbit and kuneho means rabbit in some languages

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Nurufu like Assassination Classroom. Koro-sensei have funny laugh. Make good name

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Chicken best animal

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Dad made Xbox account. No change name. Said Fuck it. Keep name.

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Xkcd title.

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Smashed keyboard because no good free minecraft names

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IRC nicks were max'd at 8 characters and listed alphabetically. Given that dogs are no-go!, to choose name that made full use was simple.

Edit: See some fails in this thread.

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version control

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First name...

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Funny German word.

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Soup good. Soupspoon, phrase and object, friend shaped.

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Captain Crab fucked up bad.

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Like math. Like sex. Like wordplay.

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brandnewsidewalk likes song with same name

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Vimeo Game cool

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Contraction of first name and last name put together.

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Podcast character Taako named after tacos. Taako Tuesday references popular phrase plus podcast character

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Chato part chatokun name. Kun mean chatokun weeb.

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Name is Brent, pals screwing around. Pal takes Mr. Krabs quote, "sponge boy bob", puts name in, "brent boy bob." Abbreviates to bbmb, "m" is pronoun.

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Tried to make industrial lubricants funny, hence PlungeButter

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What get called in professional environments.

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Typing class assigned name.

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Monkey see, monkey do

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First used as discord username. Became internet username. Username reasoning should be obvious.

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Is my favorite season ๐ŸŽƒ

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Matrix funny

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5th grade basketball coach wanted nickname for player, decided on the big ragu. Thebigragu was taken on aol messenger, so settled for theragu. 40 was jersey number.

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was watching vinesauce stream and streamer said AI generated word (recnamesque) souded good for username, rescnamesCAT made modification to word (added s before c, changed que->CAT).

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Stormlight Archive reference

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