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Until you eat your vegetables, they are just hopeful intentions

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I just like vegetables

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Some are even aubergines

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Diet is what you eat, not what you buy or what recipes you read on the web.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

TIL vegetables have intentions

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are intentions. I [carrot] to do some grocery shopping today.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I knew beets were up to no good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just beet it! Beet it! No one wants to beet it, beet it!!!

I used to think that song was about jerking off, but now I realize its about eating healthy. Thats why Weird Al made it a parody about eating unhealthy food.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It can be about jerking off if you want it to.

Also yeah me too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago