"Unmasked". She threw a milkshake on him in broad daylight with photographers around. This dumbass headline makes it sound like a dastardly plot has been revealed by Detective Holmes. She's a different party from him, she doesn't like him, and she expressed her dislike, in as public a way as possible. Ooohhh, good job with the fieldwork on that one, Express.

So this story is, "woman who threw a milkshake at a right-wing populist is not in favor of right-wing populists".

I'm glad we got that sorted out.

The whole internet loves Milkshake Lady, a lovely lady that throws milkshakes at Nazis! 5 seconds later We're delighted to inform you she also publishes raunchy pictures on adult sites

It's like she is all the Express' horrors made flesh - a single mother, who posts raunchy snaps online and quotes Corbyn.

My major concern comes via the Mirror:

The 25-year-old mum-of-one describes herself as a 'video creator' on her Instagram profile and also posts links to an Onlyfans page.

Have we escaped Reddit only to encounter Onlyfans spam in the general election?

Hold on:

as he left the Moon and Starfish pub in Clacton, Essex

the Moon and Starfish

Really?

her milkshake brings all the.

fuck it's just too easy

Now wait a second, hold on just a damn second.

There are banana milkshakes at McDonalds in the UK?

it can be revealed

Gasp, they've got the scoop of the century!

"Cool person revealed to be cool"

Uh yeah, good, ok

the express simping for fascists again i see

Farage must be loving this. It keeps him in the news cycle.

Wasn't Farage one of those Brexit cheerleaders that had a vested interest in the exit?

I could pay for that to happen more frequently

Good for her.

"..he's not from here."

(I am assuming she meant planet earth)

Nice tits!

Single handedly restoring my faith in that island

P U S S Y I N E L E C T O R A T E

So some people (like myself) were thinking this was all a publicity stunt by Farage. Now I'm leaning toward this was just a publicity stunt by an actress and that shit-stain Farage only benefited from it.

Queen shit.

Queen