Why go through the effort of making this when you can color ketchup purple with industrial byproduct that's banned in most of the world but perfectly legal in a few western countries.

i do remember this, but more permanently burned into my mind is the shrek twinkie

Blastin' Green dessert (yuh)

Shrek got da EZ squirt (squirt)

Ogre with the sticker offer (skrrrt)

He know where to stick it proper (uh)

i miss the purple one : (

🌭

Burgers haven't tasted the same since they took away the ogre paste

I hate that the term "core memory" seems to be from that pixar movie but people are talking about it now like it's real