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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You should probably get those sores remedied.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    No, they are the only thing I have left from her.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (2 children)

    Shouldn’t you check my allergies first?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Just remember: a whiskey makes you risky, but a glizzy makes you rizzy

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This is like those horrible choice “would you rather” questions. Eat the hot dog, or drink the alcohol.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    "Babe I packed your lunch"

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Not the glizky

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