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[–] [email protected] 298 points 5 months ago (1 children)

oh look, its the same time as that stopped clock.

[–] [email protected] 133 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

29.2 tweets a day?

At a rate of 10,658 tweets a year, I'd hope he tweets at least one useful thing

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[–] [email protected] 259 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (18 children)

Put your money where your mouth is and open source the Tesla software. Do it. I fuckin' dare ya.

Edit: we want Falcon 9's landing guidance software too.

[–] [email protected] 99 points 5 months ago (16 children)

Open sourcing the falcon 9 software would almost definitely be a violation of ITAR.... On second thought it would be fun to see him go to prison.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 5 months ago

Nothing could possibly go wrong open sourcing a ~~missle~~ rocket guidance system...

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

No, not just open, free it entirely. License the code under a GPL license.

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[–] [email protected] 196 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Careful Linus. This guy may start claiming he is a confounder of Linux any moment now.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago

Musk certainly is confounding.

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[–] [email protected] 165 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

Please don’t fucking touch anything to do with Linux Musk. Please.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 5 months ago (17 children)

Crazy, rich South Africans is how we got Ubuntu

[–] [email protected] 65 points 5 months ago (9 children)

But would you like to upgrade to Ubuntu pro?

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[–] [email protected] 141 points 5 months ago (4 children)

The nice thing about Linux is, he can't buy it and fuck it up.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 5 months ago (13 children)

He can still fuck up the community.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You say that, but I'll be more than willing to try and sell him a copy of the source code.

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[–] [email protected] 116 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Eww, we stepped in some Elon.. 🤢

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[–] bdonvr 99 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Welp, off to macOS now. Sorry guys I can't be a part of this community anymore.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Too expensive for me. FreeBSD it is!

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 5 months ago (5 children)

a broken clock is right twice a day

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago (4 children)

No this dipshit just says whatever he thinks is going to be the most popular with the tech bros he is desperate to be in front of.

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 5 months ago (11 children)

He'll realise his own distro and call it OS X.

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 5 months ago

Broken clock.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 5 months ago (9 children)

He will release X-OS, a fork of Ubuntu, which is half broken, and has Grok integrated in it.

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Quick, someone pretend to be "the Linux company" and convince him to buy it!

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Elon just tries to get approval by finding a dominate opinion among a group of people and parroting back what they say and want. Kinda obvious and pathetic.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 months ago (7 children)

And now using Linux is officially cringe.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Number one argument to not use Linux

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Elon musk anonces X OS, wait ...

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Is it purely because Linux has the letter "X" in it?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (2 children)

First thing he'll do is write Torvalds and suggest a minor change to the naming.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

given Linus' flair for writing replies, I would love to see him rip into Elon.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 months ago (9 children)

He's gonna do an enshittified distro, just you wait...

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

https://analognowhere.com/techno-mage/

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Sorry Elon you, specifically, have to go to space before getting involved in Linux. It's the Shuttleworth law.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 months ago

Fuck off Musk.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Even a broken clock is correct once a day.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Letting this dude put you off something is just as pathetic as letting him put you onto something.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago

Ugh no keep my Linux Elon free

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago (4 children)

A red spy is in the base! 🚨

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago

There's a saying about broken clocks

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

These comments are insane. Even Hitler washed his hands. Are you gonna stop doing that just cause a piece of shit agreed it was good?

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Even a blind hen sometimes finds a grain of corn.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Just because a fool tells it, doesn't make it a foolish statement.

Edit: Corrected a typo

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