Shit... (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] 299 points 2 years ago (5 children)

oh look, its the same time as that stopped clock.

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  • [–] 260 points 2 years ago* (35 children)

    Put your money where your mouth is and open source the Tesla software. Do it. I fuckin' dare ya.

    Edit: we want Falcon 9's landing guidance software too.

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    [–] 197 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Careful Linus. This guy may start claiming he is a confounder of Linux any moment now.

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    [–] 165 points 2 years ago* (30 children)

    Please don’t fucking touch anything to do with Linux Musk. Please.

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    [–] 142 points 2 years ago (18 children)

    The nice thing about Linux is, he can't buy it and fuck it up.

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    [–] 116 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Eww, we stepped in some Elon.. 🀒

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    [–] 99 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Welp, off to macOS now. Sorry guys I can't be a part of this community anymore.

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    [–] 98 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    a broken clock is right twice a day

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    [–] 97 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    He'll realise his own distro and call it OS X.

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    [–] 78 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    He will release X-OS, a fork of Ubuntu, which is half broken, and has Grok integrated in it.

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    [–] 75 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Quick, someone pretend to be "the Linux company" and convince him to buy it!

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    [–] 68 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Elon just tries to get approval by finding a dominate opinion among a group of people and parroting back what they say and want. Kinda obvious and pathetic.

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    [–] 62 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Number one argument to not use Linux

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    [–] 62 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    And now using Linux is officially cringe.

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    [–] 61 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)
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    [–] 61 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Elon musk anonces X OS, wait ...

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    [+] 61 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)
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    [–] 60 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    He's gonna do an enshittified distro, just you wait...

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    [–] 59 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Sorry Elon you, specifically, have to go to space before getting involved in Linux. It's the Shuttleworth law.

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    Fuck off Musk.

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    [–] 49 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Even a broken clock is correct once a day.

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    [–] 44 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Letting this dude put you off something is just as pathetic as letting him put you onto something.

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    [–] 42 points 2 years ago

    There's a saying about broken clocks

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    A red spy is in the base! 🚨

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    Ugh no keep my Linux Elon free

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    These comments are insane. Even Hitler washed his hands. Are you gonna stop doing that just cause a piece of shit agreed it was good?

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    [–] 39 points 2 years ago

    Fuck. That does it. I'm off to BSD.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Even a blind hen sometimes finds a grain of corn.

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