this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What would the other option be though "No, I don't believe in errors" ?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it were up to me, I'd say a catastrophic failure requires an "Oh Shit!" button.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Back in the early 2000's I had the windows error sound play Neo saying "Oh shit!" from the Matrix. After a while, it just got annoying though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

you gave tourette's to the poor computer

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Guess we're in dire need of a "Well shit..." button.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's because it's a windows product and users have accepted these errors.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

My favorite one is "There is an issue"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

catastrophic failure? meh, it is what it is

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It looks like a C++ error where you forgot a ; at the line end

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Click the X instead to not give the satisfaction

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

In simple words... Epic fail!