You should check out Buddhism and when you figure that out, teach me. Please hurry, that void is coming closer.

Did this warning used to blink at you?

The void doesn't actually speak Spanish, it's just pretending not to understand so that it doesn't need to justify. Actually adds to the punchline

I do notice that in Spain people are more and more omitting the accents because they are annoying to type (with the exception of the ñ which has its own key on Spanish keyboards, besides the 'l', where the ; is on a US keyboard).

The other ones are kinda less important anyway and really, people know what you mean anyway. They don't really think you are wishing them a happy anus (or maybe they do want your anus to be happy in the new year of course, which is nice 🥰)

But yeah it confuses auto translators, because sí (yes) and si (if) is often confused by them. When you're reading spanish you will automatically discern this based on context, the accent doesn't really matter and it's hard to see anyway. On most screens it's like 1 pixel of difference. It does tend to confuse people relying on translators though :)

It’s talking about a grocery store in the south

We should definitely erase that second one though!

You feel bad. You engage in unhealthy activities in hopes to feel bad less. You end up feeling more bad long term.

Lucky you.

Demanded to be fed poutine and said "tabarnac" a lot?