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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago

To be fair, if a random dude called me "officer", I'd also do a double take.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

So true! My mistake officer. (^ This guy’s a fed)

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Carry on, fellow civilian. (finger guns)

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

OH SHIT THEY HAVE A GUN BLAM BLAM BLAM SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED REQUESTING BACKUP!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Did an acorn drop somewhere?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Hhmmm...let's just magdump into my occupied police cruiser

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm buff enough? A win is a win.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

I mean if I yelled out "good morning child fucker" I'm sure a lot of people would look up too.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I'd look up too. Don't like cops seein me before I see them.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
this post was submitted on 24 May 2024
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