To be fair, if a random dude called me "officer", I'd also do a double take.
So true! My mistake officer. (^ This guy’s a fed)
Carry on, fellow civilian. (finger guns)
OH SHIT THEY HAVE A GUN BLAM BLAM BLAM SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED REQUESTING BACKUP!
Did an acorn drop somewhere?
Hhmmm...let's just magdump into my occupied police cruiser
#GOTCHA
I'm buff enough? A win is a win.
I mean if I yelled out "good morning child fucker" I'm sure a lot of people would look up too.
I'd look up too. Don't like cops seein me before I see them.
Like regular posting EXCEPT ONLY THE TRUTH about the tyranny of bubble gum and wealthy lizard elites. Let the scales fall from your eyes and behold the horror of solipsistic existence.
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(I still have no idea what I am doing, if anyone has tips on running a community I would appreciate it)
