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[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Still no definitive news. Iranians have misplaced their president.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They should look in the couch...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

They are certain they had him with them when they left the house.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I once found 50 cent in the couch.

My friend asked what he was doing back there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Probably looking for the cake that fat kid left behind

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

I am just extremely neutral about this news

It is not like the next guy would be any different

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

I might just about be able to contain my sadness if it was a really hard landing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

The Eurovision song“Hurricane” wasn’t a reference to the Hamas terrorist attack; it was foreshadowing of a covert operation.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Marge warned us about ‘Jewish space lasers’ but this is a whole new level!

Or could it be the Saudis?