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Confused AI Overlords (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

BingGPT

The image is a collage of 16 images arranged in a 4x4 grid. The images are of fried chicken and golden retriever puppies. The images are arranged in an alternating pattern, with one image of fried chicken followed by one image of a golden retriever puppy. The images of fried chicken are of different types and styles, such as chicken tenders, chicken wings, and popcorn chicken. The images of golden retriever puppies are of different ages and sizes, and some of them are wearing accessories such as bows and collars. One of the images in the bottom right corner is blurred to protect the privacy of the puppy.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So mostly right?

The bottom right corner is not blurred at least to me.

That's actually quite impressive.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

BingGPT automatically blurs faces when submitted, so I'm assuming that the AI blurred the face of the puppy

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But these aren't golden retrievers

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think they might be golden doodles? So half right.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah most of them. First one in the second row could be a Portuguese water dog.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Bard wasn't fooled either, although it hallucinated a little bit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The app is shit tho

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It works fine for me, what's your issue with it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Extremely laggy and stuttery. Never seen a more fat ass app than that. Don't get me started on the wallpaper, news and search smotherings all over it. The chatgpt app is far superior even though it's in beta

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, the bing app's meant to be for all things bing, so that's probably the reason for the other parts

Have experienced the stutter, but only when opening the app, I don't get it after that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better hardware I guess. If you're making an app of that sort, better make it for the LCD in mind

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Curious, what device are you using? Mine's a Google Pixel 3a

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Xioami Redmi Note 7 Pro with a Snapdragon 675 released in 2019. Bang for buck and pretty capable phone. Almost smooth most of time for everyday tasks. It has started showing it's age but I've managed to control it with a stock Android custom ROM

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This would probably actually help the ai to learn the subtle differences between the dogs and the chicken.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Clearly it’s a dog if the background is green.

Otherwise, it’s fried chicken.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Good bot

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Lettuce strikes again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or we could band together and pretend the chicken is the dog. And the dog is the chicken.

This, however, could lead to some very interesting AI generated recipes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder if anyone prepares dog meat this way. It's a pretty simple concept, so it has to have been tried, right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

To be fair. Chicken fried steak tastes alright. So, by this logic, if it'd chicken fried dog. First off all, that's amazing, where did chicken learn to cook? Secondly. It has potential.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Both are yummy /s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Now I’m hungry…

Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't eat dogs please

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Thank you for ordering with DineGPT! Your order of fried dogs with extra hair is on it's way!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Eat Mor Forbiddin’ Chikin

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Hot dogs vs legs, actual dogs vs chicken legs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You'll just anger them and they'll turn whoever survives their genocide into a living fried chicken thing as a final fuck you to humanity.

Source!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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