this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

The local racoonteur would collect his fee in stolen cat kibble as payment for his next lively tale.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Ethel and her friends love getting together every Tuesday for Canasta Night

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

That's not quite how you play Hungry Hungry Hippos but I'll take it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Planning committee:

Okay, Bobby you gotta stay on this corner and keep a lookout. Joey, be at that window for 11:29 with the bags...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Okay guys, how do we pass our restaurant’s health inspection?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

All I see is the goofy face those two chairs and the reflection under the table is making

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

"Dividing the loot after the robbery", due to their masked faces they look like thieves who have stolen the food.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Okay guys, I've got a lot of kibble riding on this one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

“We’re still not sure how the cat ended up with all the candy…”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Or rather, "of course the white raccoon ended up with all the candy"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Council of doom.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where's the white guys mask ? He's not following rules someone's gonna recognize him .

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That is why his back is to the camera

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Oh yeah guy seem to be some sort of a genius .

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Kibbles and split: a heist