Did god specifically ban Hardcore Gamers from heaven?

I don't know if this is bingo, but I actually have done all the things on this list. ✅

"Blessed are the cheesemakers?"...."It's not meant to be taken literally, he means all manufacturers of dairy products."

"The Greeks are going to inherit the earth? Why the Greeks, why not us?"....."he said 'meek'!"...."ah well, that changes things...."

-- Life of Brian

Softcore gaming O.K.

NO SHELLFISH EATERS

Didn't know the Catholic Church was banned from heaven

Self Lover

Can't get into heaven if you don't hate yourself?

Dude must be Catholic.

Heaven sounds boring af

Just as well I don't believe in heaven then eh?

That person is ALL of these things...I guarantee it

Except for that part where Jesus died for all of our sins so we do all get to go to heaven now...

Bad news for this guy on the “LIAR” front then.

This is racist against gamers

Be careful gamers, Jesus is watching your K/D ratio.

Well if heaven is full of these guys I don't think we're missing much

Im at 12 points if opening tf2 cases counts as gambling

Anything I don't like is wrong

Gamerphobia is where I draw the line

They seem to be wearing too many types of fabric to make that kind of statement.

Thank God I'm not going in, sounds like it's full of boring people.

Don't love yourself! Be miserable or else hell!

I wouldn't call myself a porn lover, I'm quite fond of it and enjoy spending time together, but it's not really love.

Cool. Heaven is a boring place without any of that anyway.

O thank God. Softcore gamers are in the clear.

It's funny how he mentions specifically hardcore gamers probably because his hypocritical ass likes to play video games.

Heaven would be boring, assuming it exists. Imagine every goody goody person in one place, yawn.

All the cool people are going to hell, also assuming that exists, sign me up for the afterlifeparty

That's a pretty good list. 6 1/2 of those boxes are ticked with me.

even when one finds the viewpoint abhorrent, one cant help but admire the penmanship.

There's a reason it's a stairway to heaven, but a highway to hell.

13 out of 14

In the US we elect leaders based on that list as long as they have ‘R’next to their name

Heaven sounds boring as fuck. Who would want to go there? It sounds like a torture chamber of limp-dick conservative dipshits sitting in church for all eternity.

Hardcore gamer? No problem, I play minecraft on normal difficulty.

It doesn't say anything explicit about weed, unless "potty mouth" refers to someone showing up to the gates of heaven munching edibles.

Not according to the new testament.

The only thing on that sign that might put you in hell (if it exists) is Atheism, ironically.

So long as you "accept JC into your heart as your personal lord and savior" and "repent your sins" you are saved

No drunkards?

Guess he doesn't realize Jesus's first miracle was getting a party lit.

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