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Maybe an injection or pill?
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It's a suppository.
Marry a teacher.
Just grow older. At 45 you'll start turning into one automatically
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I go through this at the beginning of every school year. All it really takes is about two weeks of being forced to wake up at 6am.
Work out every day
Discipline
Cocaine might do it?
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The key is to master dissociation.
Work on a mine site and get used to waking up at 4:30 for a 5:30 start to the work day. Then sleep in.
A good alarm clock might work.
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