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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's a suppository.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Marry a teacher.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Just grow older. At 45 you'll start turning into one automatically

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I go through this at the beginning of every school year. All it really takes is about two weeks of being forced to wake up at 6am.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Work out every day

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Cocaine might do it?

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The key is to master dissociation.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Work on a mine site and get used to waking up at 4:30 for a 5:30 start to the work day. Then sleep in.

[-] Wanangwa_Bamidele 1 points 1 year ago

A good alarm clock might work.

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