Asklemmy

IFR or VFR is the question.

Squid and octopus shooting each other

Squid commits racism and tries to seal octopus away for eternity

Go to waypoint simulator with blackjack and hookers.

Child with jaundice is possessed and kills an entire race. Unless you decide to flirt with them, in which case you get to save said race and also get a new mommy.

Also there's lore or something? I'm not sure since all the puns distracted me.

"I'd kill for a back tattoo like that!"

You are a crawling microchip that possesses animals with cool abilities

A caveman flies with the power of a large head.

plumer eat mushroom go brrrrr

Four dudes commit war crimes on an alien planet for money.

You command one or several cities and gangs of creatures (some of them beasts, some presumably sentient), lead by a person who's armor and sword somehow makes the other creatures in his group stronger. These gangs capture other cities and fight other gangs, but they're very civil - they let each take their turn at it.

Seafood come out of the ocean and squirt internal fluids at each other

you make people eat things they hate and they kill each other over boulders in the visible vicinity. sometimes the higher power tries its best to kill them, other times you get 36 milk.

You're undead, and use magic and guns to fight aliens and gods in defence of a big ball. The big bad is made of ghosts (but not the kind you're friends with).

A fighting game for kids where a bunch of adults went to the tournaments for years and molested a bunch of kids

Bumfights on an island where losers become zombies.

Mario finds out that Toads are very racist and sexist rednecks

Gas station tf2

A wacky woohoo pizza man gets invited by his bro to a weird tower and they end up fighting because the brother really wants a necklace.