Asklemmy

Xenogenocide

I just, like, want to like, grow my plants in peace, man.. and like, totally be one with nature on the edge of town, and like..give these really awesome crystals to this cute chick with blue hair who totally, like, picks up the cosmic vibe of them.

Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything

One armed topless homosexual tricks gullible mass murderer with a shape changing laser sword into freeing him from super sleep meanwhile robin williams impersonator fools an entire religious group into believing he is not one of them somehow hiding his space wizard powers from all the other space wizards before basically killing them all.

Virgin seeking love.

Enjoys long walks on beaches, lakes, rot etc. Travelling is my passion!

Environmentally conscious. Believes in, loves and supports global warming. Burn those trees down!

Dislikes: lobster.

Interested? Write me back soon! I love a good old finger written note. I'm old fashioned like that x

Funny masked people rob the Whitehouse at 15 fps and get kicked or lose connection before you finish.

Gigantic balls that you shove your nose into.

Also, people who purposefully pretend to drive poorly because their parents don't openly show them affection.

A drunk politician ruins a random high school student's life.

Arrive on shores of Foreign lands, Find piece of books, find closed doors, find crystals that go into a temple, oh,

Super powerful space ninjas with mommy issues shoot big ass guns.

Not necessarily my favorite, but I couldn't think of something better:

A girl who orgasms at the thought of battling children, little miss crippling social anxiety, and mister daddy/mommy issues all need your help!

Your mom dies, your brother runs away so now your dad spends all his time looking for him, and your village gets overtaken by fascists, oh and you're like 12. Somehow it's your job to save the world though.

A group of teenagers who hate loud music die. Then they eat a bunch of food and meet/become god. Also maybe they become better people or something? IDK, I'm still trying to influence fashion to min/max my stats.

Rock and stone

A corporation send you to the most beatiful alien planet and you will put floating concrete platforms everywhere

tradie goes on murderous rampage, breaks into multiple historical buildings trying to find his girlfriend.

Run around an island with a bunch of talking, bipedal animals.

Spikey hair man, a stuffed animal friend, a meow meow best animal friend, a cigarette smoking space uncle, black gun arm man, big boobie bestie, christian pink girl, thieving ninja girl, and emo vampire-esque goth daddy re-enact Armageddon and also fight long white hair man with mommy issues. Also a dirty old man with floating crystals, no legs, and the ability to fly gives you advice.

An endless conveyor belt of new recruits get lasered in the face, squeezed by snakes, shocked by electric batons, and mind controlled while trying to save their home from the ayylmaos.

They also frequently have Sears photoshoots taken of their squads to plaster around the game as propaganda.

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Big chickens, big cats, big squirrels, big whatever the fuck that thing is. Better kill or capture them using my big sword.

You and a girl are having fun at the fair until a portal opens. You enter the portal for everyone to claim your girl is a queen.

You're an outlaw who steals the pets of other people and must recruit them to stop a corrupt mayor and his army of evil Power Rangers from setting up animal abuse factories.

A rustic family's lives are torn apart by the rise of capitalism driven by the boredom of an immortal.