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A powerful being mentally tortures an orphaned girl through isolation and deadly "games" with dangerous machinery. Later, she begins hearing the voice of a mental illness, and through its advice manages to behead the orchestrator.

And that's just the first half!

a shipwrecked amnesiac plays harmonica, does long haul trucking, donates to science, and fights organized crime with the help of a hot rod he found on the beach and some teenagers named after seasonings.

A bunch of famous characters shove each other off a cliff repeatedly

A man finds himself in front of a set of two open doors, he enters the door to his left.

I got a really tough one guys: you have to taste the rainbow to fuel your magic to kill your enemies

I am on so many drugs and I I cannot deal with these foul-mouthed meth head children. Also I'm a communist and my partner is tired of all the weird shit I say.

Future girl vs robot animals.

My wife gets mad at me for stabbing the bard.