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Pokémon NO (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 103 points 1 year ago

How you going to become a Pokemon master if you don't accept the challenges?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

You can't become the very best if you are dead, now can you?

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

Loser mindset, skill issue.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

There is a legendary pokemon waiting to be caught at the top of the tornado.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Legendary flying cow

[-] [email protected] 95 points 1 year ago

As a European, I find it insane to have an app that warns you about gunshots, like wtf

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

Most of the reports are unfounded in these apps. The EFF wrote about them: https://sls.eff.org/technologies/community-surveillance-apps

[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As a Chicago resident so do I. Just listen for the screams and shot reverberation off the nearby buildings. It doesn't take much practice to hone it down within 50yards or so. Don't need no app.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I've been to Chicago once (visiting a family member), it's absolutely crazy. I could never even imagine living like that. Never before in my life have I been genuinely scared that if I left the house at night, I wouldn't come back alive.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I've also been to Chicago once (going to an Anime con up there; was a meet up for AMV creators worldwide, and while I wasn't one my brother was), but it was a chill and nice experience for me. The last time I heard gunshots was actually this past new years, when my neighbor fired off like 12-15 shots during fireworks (GA, not in Atlanta but not too far either).

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Also works by changing European by almost any nationality you wish

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

As a gun-owning American, I agree with you.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

hey now it's just philly

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's not like the app only does that. It warns you about all emergency alerts in your area. https://citizen.com/

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah I know, but god damn just getting a notification about gunshots is fucking crazy

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Listen to emergency/police scanners you might be surprised what goes on in your area...hopefully not though!!!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I really wish I could but unfortunately in Germany all police chatter is encrypted, and even if you could run a scanner it's super illegal

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not an app, but here in Germany we have a public warning system that broadcasts an alert to all phones in an area in case of catastrophic events. Happened twice in my city since I moved here two years ago. Once for a mass shooting, and once for an accident at a chemical plant.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I know about cell broadcast, it's common in many countries. But where the fuck do you live that you get so many alerts?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Is that specifically what it is? I thought it was just a news alert

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Go PIKACHU, I choose you!

Shooter uses BULLETS! It's super effective!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

palmworld told me that using it as a shield and them shooting the enemy works, very well actually

[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Do you live in a war zone? Or just USA things?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Nah, it's just acorn season

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

If Ash Ketchum can brave a thunderstorm to save Pikachu while being chased by murderous Spearow, and can tank a well-timed lightning strike without dying, your lazy ass better get outside, catch some Pokes, and hatch some Eggs.

Tick-tock, Trainer. I thought you wanted to be the very best!

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Did shooting at the tornado work?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

But the tornado that's shooting people IS the rare Pokemon.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Tornadus used hurricane

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Once you add 'shooting' I'm pretty sure it becomes a Digimon.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Bullet seed would like a word with this sentiment

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nevermind the turtle with cannons coming out of its shell.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Those are just big squirt guns, though. It's not like Blastoise fires bullets.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Gen 3 Pokédex says they shoot bullets of water, ther entries note that it can punch through thick steel, and the Let's Go games compare mega blastoise's cannon to that of a tank.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

to be fair, Pokemon was first

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Pokemon knew all those things will happen.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Pokemon Go To The Storm Bunker

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Damn, did you emulate Pokemon red or smth?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

When the hell did Philly have a tornado warning?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

~~Climate change~~

I read why, not when.

Apparently May 6, 2024 @ 4:24 am.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This was from 2 years ago by the looks of it (found a Reddit post of this from 2y ago, can't see the date on mobile though). It just was coincidental there was another one literally today too in the early morning hours.

Also a tornado warning will never last that long (over 15 hours), it's generally 15 to 30 min and very location specific. It may be longer if there's a long chain of storms all showing signs of active circulation on the way through, but anything over an hour is pretty rare, even in tornado alley.

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