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Yesterday I passed a barbershop and saw ads on their wall outside of men with beards and short hair. It is a revival or saving electricity ?

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[–] [email protected] 134 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

I'm a unix-guru.

If I were to shave I'd get a -5 penalty on my bash magic.

If I skip showers for a month I can interface directly with any device in /dev

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If I skip showers for a month I can interface directly with any device in /dev

None of /dev will want your interface.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

/dev/zero will always be accepting.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Samson was actually a sys admin whose servers had incredible uptime until his beard was shaved.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

It's been foretold that after a year without touching grass you can harness one-handed vim

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[–] [email protected] 129 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What do you mean men are growing beards "again"? I haven't noticed any trend between clean shaven / bearded. Some do, some don't.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah, beards have been common since at least the ‘hipster/lumbersexual’ memes which were about 2008 or so. There’s not been any particular drop off since then. It’s just accepted that some people prefer or look better with a beard.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 6 months ago (12 children)

Why do people on the internet think you don't have to shave if you have a beard? You're just shaving less area.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Exactly. When I was clean shaven, it was easy, I could just hold the shaver against the contours of my face.

Now, with a large beard, I only need to shave every one or two weeks, but it takes much longer to do so and is much trickier. I've got to sculpt and shape a mound of hair manually. And every day I still brush and oil it.

Clean or short shaven was actually less effort.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

I don't shave and I have a beard - once in a blue moon for a special occasion, I might trim it.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Alas, I cannot grow hair on the top of my head, so I must grow it on the bottom.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Brother beards have been in for like 10 years.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

For some of us that's "new"

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
  • I’m lazy
  • I can
  • makes me look my age
  • razor burn sucks
  • 3’o clock shadow sucks
  • who cares?
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[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago (1 children)

To increase their UNIX skills.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (6 children)

I'm a fucking wizard - the beard is mandatory.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I control electron flow on my spare time

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Beards are where the Communism is stored. As the ruling class become richer and more obscene, class consciousness grows amongst the working class. Hence, beards.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

I’ve got mine almost completely colonized with psychedelic mycelium!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago

SAVING ELECTRICITY LOL WUT

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Shaving sucks.

The real question is why shaving should be normalized, expected, or encouraged in modern society.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, normalize either being okay. Just like long or short hair. Diversity is the spice of life.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Long story short: WW2

The military required men to be clean shaven, which was partly tactical (proper gas mask seals), partly to whitewash the service (e.g., black men can have severe skin reactions to shaving every day), and had other benefits to unit cohesion and general order (routine personal fitness and hygiene).

Well, that stuck, and an entire (massive) generation of men and their male children were taught that to be good they simply had to be clean shaven. Those two generations make up the vast majority of business and political power in the US, so the idea of “success” and “power” was idolized by a clean shaven male. This was further accentuated by the counter culture reaction of this cohort’s kids in the 60s and 70s, where longer and unkempt “bad” hair was cast against this “good” clean shaven look.

Fast forward to today, those traditions and appearances have been baked into most of modern life. As the boomer population starts to fade away, so will the tyranny of the razor.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The biggest problem with growing a beard is that it only looks good after a certain amount of time. When people grow beards it's usually when they are on vacation because it is nice not having to shave and you dont have to look professional with a crazy half grown beard.

A couple of years ago the word took an extended vacation and a lot of people took the opportunity to grow a beard.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Beards are great. Shaving was the greatest crime of Romans.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (4 children)

There is a time while growing a beard that it looks like shit.

Most of the people shave it off to not go through it.

But the pandemic meant people could go for weeks without seeing an other human. Which is the perfect time to grow a beard and get over the awkward phase without getting laughed at too much.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Could be recency bias, could be that fashion is a cycle that repeats and old fashions are rediscovered. Could be laziness because at some point it becomes easier to trim a beard once every month than shave everyday.

Some people's skin also can't handle daily trauma from razors.

It also looks more interesting than a vanilla clean shave, imo. People might be looking to stand out for that reason.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I look better with a beard, it’s not that deep

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I grew one during lockdown, decided I liked it and kept it. I suspect I am not an anomaly in this.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

The +5 charisma buff was too hard to pass up.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Full beards are great. I can go a week without any maintenance and still look presentable. Any other style of facial hair is just too much effort.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Linux market share must be growing

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

First there was WWII, when all men had to be skinheads. Those men continued shaving, and this became a culture handed down to their boys. Now, we’re rebelling against the elders who fucked up everything, so we grow beards to show that we’re different to them.

Source. A lumberjack appered in front of me in a dream I had in 2009.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

I always figured rona caused a big enough surge in beards owing to WFH allowing folks to get past the scruff hump that beards could be back on the table again.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

It's crazy how long it's been since we've had a bearded president in the US.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

For me, it's sheer laziness. Can't be arsed to shave more than once every 6 to 10 months.

Do always find it funny when folks react strongly when I do shave. It's hair growth, not a personality.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Well, it does more-or-less happen on its own if you aren't paying attention.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Fewer beardless people to bully others into shaving, the cycle will continue to reinforce itself until system collapse

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

If I may quote Nick Offerman...

I grow a beard because I am neither a child nor a woman.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (4 children)

In my case, it’s because I prefer it. Razors are expensive, and who has time to shave anyway? I’ve had a beard off and on since college in the 80s, when it made me look about five years older. Now it makes me look about 10 years younger. I’ll take it. :)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (8 children)

I’m seeing a lot of those creepy mustaches lately.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

Dawg like a year ago I came back into the office for the first time since Covid and all the 20 year olds had somewhere between pedo stashes and handlebars. Zoomers crack me up they’re great

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

I'm lazy and can't be fucked shaving regularly

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Ages ago, I won a bet that I would get carded at the pub if I shaved, even if I was wearing an expensive suit. I was 35 at the time.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Because it grew back?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Fashions change. We were about due for a swing back to beardy, I reckon.

Personally, I'm bald, and I grow a really good one that, like, holds a shape. It just makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Personally I've always found most men look more attractive with beards (I'm a straight dude) so I grew one as soon as I could.

After having it for a while I decided to shave as I hadn't seen my actual face in a few years. After I shaved I realized that I have very chubby cheeks that make me look like a literal child.

I'll never clean shave again

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