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[–] [email protected] 182 points 1 year ago (1 children)

conservatives (who are actually liberals)

Wow, they finally realized it.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's a classic No True Scotsman fallacy at work.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, it's a conservative wiping the scales from their eyes (albeit momentarily) and realizing liberals and conservatives are just two sides of the capitalism party, which is liberalism.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't think they realized that at all, even momentarily. They're just calling themself the one true conservative for not seeing the Barbie movie lol.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

Guy posting on raebxeh.com: This place is full of libs, I'm the only real rightist on this site.

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[–] [email protected] 129 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We had basically won the culture war but dropped Oppenheimer and Barbie on them anyway

[–] [email protected] 128 points 1 year ago (25 children)

Historical events are designed, by the woke left, to make Americans feel bad about their country.

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sounds like a perfectly healthy way to live

[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (71 children)

Even his "conservative friends" are clearly put off by his culture war bullshit lol. They just want to be normal and watch normal movies.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

In retrospect the line "conservatism is the new punk rock" was incredibly funny coming from the guys who got into conservative politics through children's toys.

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 year ago (2 children)

2016: lmao leftists are such joyless scolds, everything is "problematic" to them

2023: the Barbie movie is woke ooooooooooooooh

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago

30 years ago these "left hates fun" dorks would have been telling everyone that pokemon is teaching kids witchcraft

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know they've lost the culture war when stuff like this starts popping up

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I almost feel bad shitting on this person because you can tell they have a completely miserable life. But also link the post so I can go bully people in the comments.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it's KiA... it's like pissing into a river

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago

Imagine if you will, a world where men cry in the corner for fear of the complete unraveling of civilization... All because two mid pop culture movies became popular...

You have entered the BudLite Zone.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"No Girls Allowed" sign-adorned couch cushion fort take

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Imagine getting "black-pilled" over the "anti-american agenda" of the scientist equivalent of another shoot-and-cry movie.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago

of course you have stupid, that was the point of the culture war. you wanted to feel like you were being oppressed so you chose to see the presence of other people as an act of aggression. there was never any winning for you.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Oppenheimer is anti-American and pro-communist

Wait fr? Should I go watch it?

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (1 children)

anything short of “the nuke was awesome and should have been used in every war since and against the USSR and China” is communist propaganda to these ppl

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not really. It was a lot more intelligent about nuclear politics than I expected from a hollywood movie, but it hews closely to Oppenheimer's viewpoint, so first we're shown all the forces that impelled them to build the bomb, then we're hit with the sense of foreboding and regret after it's been built. There's an insightful line from the villain where he accuses Oppenheimer of wanting to have it both ways, wanting the accolades for winning the war and the moral absolution of opposing proliferation. I don't think the median American moviegoer would absorb its thesis as an anti-nuclear one (and the Barbenheimer meme is probably a good indication of that). I'd still say go see it if the subject interests you.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago

miyazaki-laugh

holy shit lmao

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Completely indistinguishable from satire

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (13 children)

What are they even talking about? They have done NOTHING BUT win culture wars ever since 2012. If you're all doom and gloom over Barbie, I hope someone forces you to watch Idiocracy where morons like you are even more viciously pointed out.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (11 children)

THE ENEMY IS BOTH TOO STRONG AND TOO WEAK scared-fash

They have to always feel persecuted while also believing their enemies are pathetic and easily crushed.

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