Give the ducks a nice shower/sprinkler set up that's both timer and manually controlled.
this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2024
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Dismember one of the ducks and put it on display
Give Red Riding Hoods to all neighbors.
And mention by the way that you got wolves there, so the kids must wear them when they want to visit.
Go back to Jersey tweakers
“Unattended Children Will be Gifted a Duckling”
Raise a pack of cats then put your cat on guard your property.
Their meow will scare kids away
depending on where you're from you can hang up a sign saying "trespassing Children will be converted to Islam"