In case you have to pull an Inception

I feel like I'm the only person who goes to a hotel to sleep, not chill a 24 pack of diet Coke and a bottle of champagne to drink (without this hotel ice) after eating a ham sandwich out of my rolling cooler which needs a top off.

Where are you all traveling with your champagne and ham sandwiches?!

This apostate should be banished from the land... of hotels.

I like to drink alcohol when I travel. It helps me forget that I’m in a hotel. I always grab booze at a nearby shop to bring back to my room.