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[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm trying to envision the panic as crypto bros can't get into their online wallets.

I'm going to stick with my strategy of growing barley and running a still. Pretty sure I'll have something men will give me their firstborn to obtain. Then I'll use my army of drunken, mutated postwar babies to take over the tampon factories, and gain the support of the other half of humanity.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Do you think you could expand into corn mash? Asking for a friend.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'll need 3 nights a week with his wife.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You know what I'm going to make my own plantation with blackjack and hookers

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Corn is an absolute b*stard to mash compared to malted barley.

Id stick with the barley. But you'll need time for that to grow and harvesting without technology would be a lot of work, so actually stockpile a few tonnes of sugar so you can make neutral spirit for gin and Molotov cocktails in the meantime

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

That's why you have local wallets...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You still need the network to process transactions; if the internet is down then your local wallet is unspendable unless you create a local side chain with your own nodes and get everyone who wants to transact with you on board.

Then the apocalypse must continue because you'd never be able to reattach to the main chain

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Cryptocurrency is the only thing to save you from the very specific apocalypse in which society crumbles but somehow the internet and the electrical grid keeps working.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Which is why they are all in on space internet. The world may have crumbled away, but at least the Whales and bots can make number go up.

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