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[–] [email protected] 76 points 7 months ago (1 children)

[This page was left blank because we live in a society of excess]

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I am doing this in my thesis lmao.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

What's your thesis on?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There really is No True Scotsman. Well done.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

See aw these weans cuttin about wi their AI or GPT Mistral or fitever it is, kiddin oan they've done their homework kennin fine well that Sam Altman or fa'sever it is aats i meatball that's done it really - they can al get tae fuck so they can but, nae cunt's replicatin how loons are gabbin awa iday, eh?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Please translate?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Consider the young persons of today - going about their lives with their AI functions and ChatGPT or Mistral technologies - trying to hide the fact that they have cheated on their school homework, when it's really the tech created by that rogue Sam Altman that's done the research and drafting of it - but they should hang their heads in shame, because it can't replicate how the boys in Scotland talk amongst themselves in this day and age.

Fuck me I wrote that, and still struggled to rewrite it in British English.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

lol, I actually understood that. But how?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You are the one true scotsman

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There can be only one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they got the likes of me.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That is the most Gregor McGregor that ever Gregor'd

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

That’s the guy that chooses life and big fucking televisions right?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

I don’t know if the scholars at cranberry-lemon university studying interracial computer science are all that trustworthy

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

First, this scientific paper is throwing shade left and right. Did a Scot wrong them in some way?

Second, does this mean a healthy variety of Scottish dialects will be our secret weapon against AI surveillance?

Third - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbDnxzrbxn4

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think it’s a scientific paper. The first author is from cranberry-lemon university, not Carnegie-Mellon

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I wasn't paying attention to that at all, hah. "William Wallace University"? Very on the nose. Had to search up "Cazique of Poyais", but that's a good ref too. Now I'm wondering what this is from.

*A quick search suggests it's from this book of satirical research papers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

How'd they get away with those keywords?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Eleven!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOUTfUmI8vs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Exactly the video I was thinking of on my way into this thread. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

i’m proud to be more than a little bit scottish

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Moray/Inverness?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Ach Laird

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

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