Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)
First good chuckle of the day. Thanks! I'll pause here to go get breakfast.
Aside: when I was first learning to code, I'd take a bicycle ride when I got stuck. The answers came to me as I rode in circles talking aloud about whatever problem I was trying to solve.
I was recently made aware of the concept of "rubber ducking". Maybe thats something you were doing without realising
Be careful not to sign up for Tour de France eventually..
This was super funny in the '90s, but I'm not sure whether it was just that era or that we've all seen this one about a million times since.
Teaching is learning a second time.
Rewriting is learning a third time.
Rewriting is learning a fourth time.
When I was younger and had more time on my hands I would end up rewriting most of my big projects at least 2 or 3 times
Enlightenment: everything works, and we don't know why. So DON'T TOUCH IT.
Licensing: the same code i compiled yesterday doesn't compile today.
Amen