When, where, how?

This is going to sound like I'm being sarcastic, but I mean it 100% sincerely;

I'd love to see you try. Like, them MFs was running some drug and pirate shit a decade ago. I'm curious to see how they stack up against rednecks and their stashes.

when and where as donky owner said. i will capture the all the action in a quality wood etching.