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[–] 42 points 3 years ago (5 children)

What kind of maniac uses their teeth on ice cream?

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  • [–] 23 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I do whatever I need to do.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    Yeah! Whatever it takes to get that ice cream in my mouth. Bite, lick, slurp, pick it off my shirt with my fingers, suck the remaining ice cream out of my shirt, whatever I need to do. Mostly bite it though. Little bit at a time.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 years ago

    Whatever it takes

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  • [–] 17 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Don’t forget about the tongue.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago

    I use my lips to bite my ice-cream

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Proper ice cream is 20 degrees F. It's too cold to just schlorp it off with your lips. If you can, it's melted and you've missed important texture. That's why I eat my ice cream with a knife.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I used a spoon like a civilized person.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    A lick then bite, but I have to be careful since if its on my teeth too long it makes them feel too cold that they kind of hurt.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    I bite it with teeth to get a big chunk into my mouth. I do this with hard candy too, I just masticate them.

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    Lol, do your partners\parents\siblings complain that you consume too much if you're sharing something? It's not our fault they consume things so slowly.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    This absolutely has happened to me in the past. I ended up just letting them take the first few "bites" and then I would just destroy the rest in a few actual bites. You're right though, it is their fault after all!

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I always eat ice cream with a spoon. I can't stand any other form of it.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago*

    I bite it with my lips? Then chew with the back. Front teeth are a bit cold sensitive.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    Depends how cold it is, I sometimes have sensitive teeth.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    How do you eat ice cream without using your teeth?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    I scrape the ice cream with my top teeth. My bottom teeth are too sensitive to the cold, but my top teeth are fine.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    Never really thought about it until now. Soft serve I use my lips, hard ice cream I use my teeth.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    I don't like brain freeze

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