This feels like an advertisement article...single port USB-C PD chargers with 20-30W output in the <$10 range are not at all hard to find already.
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This dual-port charger can only output 45W of power when using one port at a time, with the output halved at 22W to each device when plugging in two simultaneously.
Yes. That's literally how max power ratings on devices like this work. And, to be that guy, even when plugging in two devices and getting 22.5W on each socket, the charger is still outputting 45W.
This feels like a paid advert written by Ikea's press department - not The Verge itself.
45kW wall charger holy hell lol
You could run like 5 houses off that chsrger
Lol. The perils of replying to Lemmy posts while in work mode.
Helluva Thunderbolt cable, eh?
Lmao I tried if DALLE could come up with such a cable, but it just generated some random shit

It's even better, using the much superior kolowats over the deprecated kilowatts
Not to be nitpicky but 45kW? That seems like a hell of a charger and I'd like to see the ISB-C cable that can handle that ;)
Would be interesting to see a tear down of these to see how safe they are.
First thing I found on the ikea website is a recall of the older USB charger.

It says right there in your screenshot that it's the CABLE that can become damaged.
Like 90% of all the apple cables I've ever seen. But I guess that's different.
But I guess that's different.
Yes, because they're talking about the mains supply cable which carries hazardous voltages, not the charging cable.
Nobody gives a crap if 5 volts is exposed. Many more craps are given once you get above a hundred volts.
It says right there
This is the point where I start to worry about my reading comprehension. It's too late for a severe case of ADHD, and too early for a dementia. What the fuck, brain!?
Someone needs to get one in the hands of BigClive
IKEA is my favorite electronics store.
This is definitely a paid advert
This is the best summary I could come up with:
Ikea is now selling a pair of its own USB-C chargers that start at just $7.99.
Ikea’s chargers are compatible with Power Delivery (PD 3.0), Quick Charge (QC4+), and Programmable Power Supply (PPS) specs.
Both chargers come with a sheet of colored stickers that lets you “personalize” them — useful in households where kids or flatmates can easily mix them up.
At the time of writing Anker’s most affordable single-port USB-C charger has an MSRP of $13.99 and offers 20W of power, while getting 30W of power typically costs $19.99 (though both are currently discounted).
Although you should always check the small print for the charging standards (and voltage / current) your device needs to charge at its fastest, 30W should be enough to fast-charge some Samsung devices and iPhones, and even matches the wattage of the base charger Apple supplies with its M2-powered MacBook Air.
45W should be able to handle some faster-charging devices too — though, again, be sure to check the fine print.
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