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Software Author/ Author

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I usually go by "fuck you". Like someone yells out of their cube "who's goddamn code is this?!?! Ah, fuck you"

Also codemancer

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Chief bit twiddler

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

And Computer Engineering is none of these.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Serious question, not a native speaker: Why do people in the Anglosphere refer to mostly-software companies as tech companies, or to software developers as tech workers?

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Light Monkey

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I am partial to "code monkey"

On a serious note, I usually refer to myself as a developer or a software engineer when I wanna sound a bit more important.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I use software engineer but whatevs they're all good.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Digital archæologist. Bitshifter.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Feces Fling Server Monkey, 2nd class.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Not only does this meme ignore the fact there's only 4 choices in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, it doesn't even do an even number of them leaving it annoyingly lopsided

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"coder-codewriter"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If you call them engineers I'm going to engineer your femur into two pieces.

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