So far there's subscriptions for cruise control, adaptive beams, various navigation options, apple/google integration and my favorite, dual-zone climate.

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[–] 163 points 2 years ago (16 children)

This shit should be illegal. When you buy a device, you own all the hardware and have every right to use it to the full extent of its physical capabilities. Audi has no right to hold your property hostage!

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    [–] 125 points 2 years ago* (35 children)

    Absolutely insane to me that you'd pay $35k for a car, and then pay a subscription for basics like cruise control and phone connectivity. The free market free marketing again. Legislate against this now.

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    [–] 112 points 2 years ago* (10 children)

    dumbest fucking timeline. A subscription for a feature that requires no infrastructure and is part of the physical thing you just paid $40k for.

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    [–] 77 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Can't wait to start pirating cars.

    Those ads in the early 2000s were prophetic. The answer is yes, by the way. Yes I would.

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  • [–] 68 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I WILL pirate car. My property, my rules, so fuck you.

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    [+] 58 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)
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    [–] 51 points 2 years ago

    retards buying subscription based cars need to grow the fuck up and recognize a principle for once

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    and so the enshittification continues...

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    [–] 43 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Can the EU please do something here? This is BS.

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    [–] 42 points 2 years ago (37 children)

    Headline is enough for me to never consider purchasing an Audi.

    Toyota is out. Mercedes is out. Audi is out. Who else?

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago* (12 children)

    I use Linux and Lemmy, if they think they are going to get me to buy a subscription for cruise control they are out of their mind.

    BMW was the first I think to announce subscriptions but they backtracked after negative feedback. Hopefully they stay that way, as I do love my bimmers. All it takes is one holdout.

    I'd rather drive around an open source rustbox than buy a sub.

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    [–] 42 points 2 years ago* (8 children)

    Why would anyone sign up for that? Now you have your car payment AND the fucking subscription? Makes no damn sense. What happens when they inevitably shut down their cloud servers that keep your access to the features in the car turned on? You never own the thing.

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    [–] 35 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    "Or you can just purchase any of those features permanently"

    This fact, hidden somewhere in the middle, makes the entire article pointless.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Weird that across many industries they keep adding things consumers hate but get away with it because everyone else is doing it. How do people still believe in the premise of capitalism when consumer choices range from ineffective to flat out impossible.

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    [–] 27 points 2 years ago (15 children)

    Just buy the audi and come to your local electrician, he will turn on all the functions, id rather die than let this shit happen. Tesla heated seates need subscription? Heres a 20$ dongle to turn it on forever. Hyundai remote start subscription? Here take this 80$ remote to start it forever. Bmw fake exhaust sound onley comes with M sports pack and costs over a thousand? Give me 10$ and ill turn that on and turn on everything else that is hidden.

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    [–] 23 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    This is what happens when cars are basically a necessity to live.

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    [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    You will own nothing and be "happy".

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Is there a way to ‘jailbreak’ these cars?

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    I was considering an A3 for my next new car. Nope. Not anymore.

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Update: Audi issued a statement noting that the upcoming 2025 A3 in the US will have “the same offer structure for Function on Demand as the previous 2024 model year.” That means only enhanced navigation with Audi’s Virtual Cockpit and adaptive cruise control will be offered as subscriptions. Dual-zone climate control and high-beam assist won’t be offered as subscriptions in the US. Specifics will be available closer to the A3’s launch in the US.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    I can see the enhanced navigation being a subscription service, since it sounds like something that requires an external service to function. Adaptive cruise on the other hand...

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If people don't just say no to this garbage, it will continue. Honestly I think I'm gonna go to an Audi dealership this weekend and crank the salesguys up before walking out on principle.

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

    Does this apply to Europe too?

    Has this been cracked, meaning people using these features bypassing the paywall?

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