A live volcano chain is not somewhere I would build a bunker.

No worries. Throw some extra logs on the campfire. She will just circle it a few dozen times, get too close and burn up. Problem solved.

Hostile Hostel

Oh Brother, Where Art Thou!

In the clip, an orca pod can be seen using Antarctic icebergs as "scratching posts" to rub their itchy skin.

Where's the Elong Muskrat? He usually gets a stiffie over these kinds of things.

For me, the future is Firefox and Linux.

Now if I could only reorder my Firefox bookmarks on my homepage.

So...greed.

I've been playing with Mint on an old computer and I gotta say Linux is not as difficult as people think. All the programs I use work very well on Mint. When I eventually buy a new computer I'm gonna go completely Linux.

My tired brain read this as you had to pay the raccoons $1500 or they would give you rabies. Can't even go into the woods without being extorted.

Username checks out.