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[-] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

“Spread those squirrel, I’m about to cum buckets”

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

And that kids, is how I got banned from the local park

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yes. I watched plenty of Spongebob as a kid. This was clearly a joke to make the picture funnier.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well, it seems I may have wooshed myself.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No worries, wasn’t really a whoosh. The joke wasn’t really obvious. I said clearly but I must have been in a bad mood.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Why are them cheeks sandy tho?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

~~Stepping~~ fucking on the beach!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Youth pastor voice

"There's someone else who's coming for you"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Spread those astronaut squirrels, I'm about to cum buckets?

Hmm...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Spread those sandy checks, Im about to collect all the sand with by cum bucket.

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