[-] match@pawb.social 177 points 8 months ago

if they didn't think we're children, they wouldn't be trying to fuck us like this

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submitted 10 months ago by match@pawb.social to c/historymemes@lemmy.world

and then historians will say we were Sworn Brothers

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/45847216

Crap steel?! What an opportunity. I just must give them all my bank details.

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I imagine nobody has this data, but presumably the correlation between birth control / women's empowerment and lower birth rates is because maybe most humans were conceived unintentionally? Like, what's the moral implications of most people being accidents, is that a massively taboo topic or is it just so uninteresting that nobody talks about it?

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submitted 11 months ago by match@pawb.social to c/dropout@lemmy.blahaj.zone

from the smartypants episode (where they talk about how people are going to screenshot this)

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submitted 11 months ago by match@pawb.social to c/pixelart@retrolemmy.com

an endless knot in two different pixel forms. haven't seen this much on searching the Internet even though it's really basic, so i figured I'd put it up here.

[-] match@pawb.social 136 points 1 year ago

i am under the impression that mosquitos, as an invasive species, do not fill an important ecological niche and could go extinct and be replaced by other insects

[-] match@pawb.social 147 points 1 year ago

Detain them indefinitely instead.

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overhead view / map of a town

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submitted 1 year ago by match@pawb.social to c/boardgames@sopuli.xyz

alt text: special edition of the board game "Secret Hitler". there is a sticker sheet allowing for mods to the game including a sticker of Donald Trump's face

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village: skylines (thelemmy.club)

(alt text: a side-on view of a medieval village from across a bay)

[-] match@pawb.social 238 points 1 year ago

fuck no, nationalize spacex and starlink

[-] match@pawb.social 195 points 1 year ago

“We fear a future administration may not like something Newsmax writes and seek to ban us.”

BIG STORY: Newsmax thinks there might be future administrations

[-] match@pawb.social 164 points 2 years ago

it was vastly easier to install linux mint than it is to figure out registry editing or whatever the fuck i'd need to avoid this

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by match@pawb.social to c/simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works

four panels of images from the Simpsons, without subtitles

[-] match@pawb.social 151 points 2 years ago

"If Netanyahu comes to address Congress, I would be more than glad to show the ICC the way to the House floor to issue that warrant," said Rep. Mark Pocan.

classically based

[-] match@pawb.social 130 points 2 years ago

Using the weapons that the US supplied to Israel

[-] match@pawb.social 154 points 2 years ago

U.S. Virgin Islands 😭

[-] match@pawb.social 203 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

❌ Giving them a pet as a gift

✅ Making them the pet as a gift

[-] match@pawb.social 150 points 2 years ago

From their GitHub, they use this prompt to ChatGPT:

You are professional Unity engineer who is migrating a large project from Unity platform to Godot 4.1. Migrate code to GDScript, which you are an expert in. Follow the following rules: 1. Output code only, put explanations as comments. 2. Do not skip any logic. 3. Preserve all comments without changing. 4. If migration is impossible leave "TODO [Migrate]" comment. 5. Use GDScript best practices. 6. Convert camelCase variable names and method names to snake_case. 7. Unity namespaces should migrate into 'class_name' directive. 8. Unity class should migrate into 'class_name' directive.

Personally I find this kind of thing adorable and I hope it works out for them

[-] match@pawb.social 248 points 2 years ago

enjoy your sex trip and I wish you happy bottoming! if you're not going to be doing too much physical labor during this time I recommend going full bottom mode: the week ahead of it start eating very lightly, initially a high fiber diet with added psyllium husk or metamucil. your body might be different but mine would say no dairy during this time. for the day before or even two, switch to a meatless and somewhat low fiber diet - ramen noodles is a classic, cookies, soup, other carbs. before you leave for the trip, clean out with an enema bulb (or store bought enemas if your ass is bougie or inexperienced). the combination of low fiber and low food throughput should keep you from having to poop and whatever poop is still in your tract will get largely removed by the enema.

while you're out at your fuck-tent, consume most of your calories from simple carbs as much as your body will handle so as to give your microbiome less to work with - applesauce is kinda nice, fruit snacks, white bread. eat like a twink!

remember to stay hydrated!! I know you're not trying to pee either but it's important to hydrate even if it means suffering whatever penalty your dom is giving you when you ask to be let out to pee

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